035. Completing Proverbs

As homework, a grade school teacher gave her class a list of incomplete proverbs, and made them complete the sentences.  Here are the results:

Strike While The… Bug Is Close.

Don’t Bite The Hand That… Looks Dirty.

A Miss Is As Good As A… Mister.

You Can’t Teach An Old Dog New… Math.

A Penny Saved Is… Not Much.

If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You’ll… Stink In The Morning.

Where There’s Smoke, There’s… Pollution.

Children Should Be Seen And Not… Spanked Or Grounded.

When The Blind Leadeth The Blind… Get Out Of The Way.

An Idle Mind Is… The Best Way To Relax.

Happy The Bride Who… Gets All The Presents!

Don’t Put Off Tomorrow What… You Put On To Go To Bed.

Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And… You Have To Blow Your Nose.

None Are So Blind As… Helen Keller.

Two’s Company, Three’s… The Musketeers.

You Can Lead A Horse To Water But.. How?

If At First You Don’t Succeed… Get New Batteries.

Never Under Estimate The Power Of… Termites.

Better Be Safe Than… Punch A 5th Grader.

The Pen Is Mightier Than The… Pigs.

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