043. Pregnant Fireman

"Make me a sentence about a fireman," a teacher challenged her class together.

A small boy waved his hand frantically, "I know!  I know!… The fireman climbed down the ladder pregnant."

After a stunned silence, the teacher cleared her throat and asked, "Umm… do you know what pregnant means?"

"Of course," said the boy confidently.

"It means carrying a child."

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