As usual hubs sms me to buy, and as usual promising a night to remember… this time via sms.
And what coincidence i was again at 7-11, but another outlet. Not so full crowd, but very sexually-deprived auntie (i think).. Read on..
Cashier : Yes, NEXT! (In a very loud booming voice)
Me : Hi! Yes, that wud be me.. (Preparing my cash)
Cashier : (As if intentionally ignoring the box of Fetherlites totally, when i actually put it on top to go in the bag first…) Donut. "Teet!" 8 days "Teet!" Drinks. "Miss, dis one buy one get one free, you want same flavour?" (Booming voice again)
Me : Oh, is that right? Ok then, same flavour. Thank you.
Cashier : Ok miss, that’ll be $7.50 altogether. (Loudly)
Me : Ermm, that one also mine (pointing to the golden box-almost whispering-nice looking hunk behind me..)
Cashier : Haaah?!? Oh yours, haaa!! Ok, gimme a second. (As if tormenting me further…)
Cashier : "Teet Teet!" "Huh?" (Try again) "Teet Teet!" "Eh, how come dis one cannot scan one haa?" (Shouting to the back)
Another staff behind : What thing, auntie?
Cashier : Dis one lah the comdoms, Feeee….derrr….lite ah (Trying to blend the phonetic sounds for eternity!)
Another staff from behind : ( Came out like fed up must come out and get it done herself ) "Tap tap tippity tap tap…" "There auntie done!"
"Whose one ah?"
Cashier : This miss here. (Pointing to me!)
Another staff behind : Ok miss, including the condoms $10.40.
I quickly paid. Exact change. Then the staff from behind asked.
"Need a separate bag for your THIS? (Holding it up)
Me : Its okay, I’m good. Thank you.
And i popped it in my bag, never looking back.
Very bad hor..
Now you know why i said aunties might be sexually deprived..