Kids say the darnest things...

General comments and chit-chat, or tell us how we can improve KiasuParents.com
Post Reply
tankee
Site Admin
Posts: 17926
Joined: Tue Jun 30,
Location: Singapore
Total Likes:28

Re: Kids say the darnest things...

Post by tankee » Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:56 pm

KSmom8 wrote:Conversation between DS2 (5 YO) and I on a new enrichment class.

Me: do you prefer a girl teacher or boy teacher for the class?

DS2: nice teacher ( without any hesitation ).

I couldn't stop smiling... DS knew what's more important. Silly me.
:laugh:

tankee
Site Admin
Posts: 17926
Joined: Tue Jun 30,
Location: Singapore
Total Likes:28

Re: Ay..

Post by tankee » Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:57 pm

buds wrote:Brought the boys out this morning and my tiger_chubs... he was repeating something i said to his elder sisters.. :skeptical:

Chubs : Mommy..

Me : Yes darling..

Chubs : Cannot say ay..

Me : You mean eh? Yes, correct. Cannot call people eh.

Chubs : It's loud.

Me : You meant to say.. "It's rude?" Yes, darling. It's rude to call people eh.

Chubs : Ok. It's wood. ( ie. rude. )

Me : :rotflmao: ( in my heart )

Chubs : Mommy, we cannot say ay.. ( wagging his pointer left to right ). It's wood ( rude ).

Chubs : Ay is for apple. (nodding confidently)
:rotflmao:

jedamum
Councillor
Councillor
Posts: 8943
Joined: Thu Jan 10,
Total Likes:31

Re: Kids say the darnest things...

Post by jedamum » Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:29 am

Ds2 has been practicg weekdays in prep for his grade one and I have been sitting with him, offering my comments that are not so welcomed by him. He got fed up one day....

Ds: mummy, why do you buy a piano for me?
Me: huh? So that you can learn piano. Why?
Ds: so you buy piano is for me to learn piano or for you to listen and keep correcting me all the time?

Ouch.

jedamum
Councillor
Councillor
Posts: 8943
Joined: Thu Jan 10,
Total Likes:31

Re: Kids say the darnest things...

Post by jedamum » Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:37 am

I was washing dishes after lunch and ds2 came running to me, all excited to share his findings. ....

Ds: mummy, now I know that we all have sex.
Me: :scared: what? What did you say?
Ds: we all have sex.
Me feeling :nailbite: but trying to keep calm: where you learn that from?
Ds : see this? On our student pass, there is M sex. My friend is F sex. We all have sex. Now I know. :imanangel:

:sweat:

GreenQ
BrownBelt
BrownBelt
Posts: 598
Joined: Sat Feb 14,

Re: Kids say the darnest things...

Post by GreenQ » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:06 am

:lol:

Was sweating for you when I read the first 2 lines! Then can't help to laugh out loud for your ds2's innocence. Cute! :smile:


mdmlow
OrangeBelt
OrangeBelt
Posts: 83
Joined: Wed Aug 08,

Re: Kids say the darnest things...

Post by mdmlow » Thu May 23, 2013 5:46 pm

Nihauma wrote:you know the chinese rhyme about the frog 一只青蛙一张嘴 两个眼睛四条腿...

i was trying to do a similar one to both my boy and girl.

两个该子两个头 四个手。。。err。。四个脚。。。er (i wasnt very good and got stuck..) then my son chipped in:
一个jiao jiao...
cheeky

Harlequin
KiasuGrandMaster
KiasuGrandMaster
Posts: 5248
Joined: Fri Nov 16,
Total Likes:43

Re: Kids say the darnest things...

Post by Harlequin » Thu May 30, 2013 8:26 pm

DD1 has been having issues with her eating, picky and eats very slowly, especially so after we introduced the menu recommended by the dietician to control her allergy.

She eats what she likes first and lastly those that not to her liking. So, at times towards the second half of her lengthy dinner, she talks to her food cheekily and loud enough for us to hear in bid of getting our "sympathy" so that we would "spare" her...

Tonight, her conversation with the broccoli...


DD1: Sorry, I will have to eat you...
Broccoli:....

DD1: It'd be painful when I chew at you....sorry
Broccoli:.....

DD1: I'll try not to chew at you for too long or too hard, so you are less pained....
Broccoli:.....

DD1: Do you understand why do I have to eat you?
Broccoli:.....

DD1: (sigh)poor thing, you have no idea why I have to eat you, don't you?
Broccoli:.....

DD1: Sorry, it's because you are too good! (arrmmh! Chew chew chew....)



Me and DH: :whut:

(We had painstakingly explained to her in great details on how beneficial broccoli is to her diet :sweat: )

Like mother like daughter, English CMI.... :gloomy:

AdonciaTang
BlueBelt
BlueBelt
Posts: 471
Joined: Thu Dec 13,
Total Likes:3

Re: Kids say the darnest things...

Post by AdonciaTang » Fri May 31, 2013 9:43 am

Harlequin wrote:DD1 has been having issues with her eating, picky and eats very slowly, especially so after we introduced the menu recommended by the dietician to control her allergy.

She eats what she likes first and lastly those that not to her liking. So, at times towards the second half of her lengthy dinner, she talks to her food cheekily and loud enough for us to hear in bid of getting our "sympathy" so that we would "spare" her...

Tonight, her conversation with the broccoli...


DD1: Sorry, I will have to eat you...
Broccoli:....


DD1: It'd be painful when I chew at you....sorry
Broccoli:.....

DD1: I'll try not to chew at you for too long or too hard, so you are less pained....
Broccoli:.....

DD1: Do you understand why do I have to eat you?
Broccoli:.....

DD1: (sigh)poor thing, you have no idea why I have to eat you, don't you?
Broccoli:.....

DD1: Sorry, it's because you are too good! (arrmmh! Chew chew chew....)



Me and DH: :whut:

(We had painstakingly explained to her in great details on how beneficial broccoli is to her diet :sweat: )

Like mother like daughter, English CMI.... :gloomy:

:rotflmao: CUTE!

Dora1
BlueBelt
BlueBelt
Posts: 455
Joined: Sun Mar 07,
Total Likes:19

Re: Kids say the darnest things...

Post by Dora1 » Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:47 pm

DD: Mummy, now I know Singapore is a girl!!!!!
Me: :scratchhead: huh?
DD( pointed at a poster): There! It says Miss Singapore! Miss! So Singapore is a girl!!!!
Me: :rotflmao:

Em
GreenBelt
GreenBelt
Posts: 183
Joined: Tue May 19,
Total Likes:2

Re: Kids say the darnest things...

Post by Em » Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:58 am

Ytd at the supermarket with 5 yr old DD:

DD: Mummy, I want to buy this (referring to a big box of honey i-dunno-what cereal)
Me: No, we still have cornflakes at home. and we just bought the small box of cornflakes this morning, remember?
DD: But mummy, we don't have this. And it has vitamins!
Me: Well, if u eat all the fruits I give u, you'll have all the vitamins you need.
DD: But Mummy, this has even more vitamins. It's better than fruits!

:slapshead: :slapshead: :slapshead:

Post Reply