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What I Want In A Man- Changes Every 10 Years

Postby kiddo » Thu May 20, 2010 3:36 pm

Just for a good Laugh :peekaboo:

What I Want In a Man, Original List
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.


AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.


AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.


Where are you ...MR. man?? :love:

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Postby daisyt » Thu May 20, 2010 4:04 pm

This is super funny!!! I like it ... its so realistic !! :celebrate:

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Postby auntieM » Thu May 20, 2010 4:11 pm

Funny! :rotflmao:

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Postby hquek » Thu May 20, 2010 4:12 pm

:heresmyfish:

Good one!

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Postby Blobbi » Thu May 20, 2010 4:26 pm

Hilarious! Tks!

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Re: What I Want In A Man- Changes Every 10 Years

Postby sleepy » Thu May 20, 2010 4:37 pm

kiddo wrote:MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.



:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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Postby buds » Thu May 20, 2010 5:16 pm

ImageImage *choke choke* ImageImage

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Re: What I Want In A Man- Changes Every 10 Years

Postby tankee » Thu May 20, 2010 5:19 pm

kiddo wrote:...AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.....


:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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Postby ningy » Thu May 20, 2010 5:28 pm

:celebrate: Kiddo ! Just what i need aft cooking dinner. Quickly cooked dinner so that i can surf the net and watch little nonya rerun b4 DH and DD2 returns for dinner. Looking at ur list with DD1 and ticking off the list comparing DH now and 10, 20 yrs ago ! DD1 had a laugh too.

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Postby markfch » Fri May 21, 2010 11:00 pm

Hey, heard about the story of the young lass who wanted a knight riding on a white horse? By the time she's 30s, knight can already, no need horse. By the time she's 40s, horse also can (I'm only joking) :wink: :wink: :wink:
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