Male Early Childhood Learning - Funny Info

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Male Early Childhood Learning - Funny Info

Postby kiddo » Fri May 21, 2010 6:16 pm

Someone is documenting the early learning of male childhood.

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up. :P

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. but.....
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. :wink:

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fire. :frustrated:

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) :(

6.) That's Okay :
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. :x

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F#@K You. :spank:

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. :love:

It'S friday people of KSP ....Just what we need when we are going to meet all the man we love before and still love now :hi5:

To all the Man ......have a real good weekend ...please learn your
above 9 guiding principles to a wonderful relationship :celebrate:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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Postby markfch » Sat May 22, 2010 6:20 pm

Another dangerous statement will be 'come dear, your soup is ready' since poison is the preferred choice of weapon for some women :rubhands:
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Postby mocharita » Sat May 22, 2010 11:44 pm

Hello there.

I'm not being offending over here. Oh yes, you can shut me up and call me names if you want to. I won't utter a single word in response.

Your supposedly thread is meant as a joke, but I don't find it funny at all. Probably it's our age gap? I don't mean to be rude, I'm just being frank. Hope you are not fuming.

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