How to keep a woman happy ....

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How to keep a woman happy ....

Postby Guest » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:55 am

Received this email from a friend this morning! Found it so funny and apt, so decided to share ..., :wink:

Now, daddies, don't kill me, :spank: I didn't start this, :itwasntme: merely cut and paste here for all to share! :P




How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless!

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY






1. Leave him alone
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Postby Guest » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:04 am

:rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Now you know why I prefer to marry a man? SO much easier... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Guest » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:05 am

ksi wrote::rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Now you know why I prefer to marry a man? SO much easier... :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yes, and you know why I prefer to be a woman? :lol:
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Postby duriz » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:06 am

ksi wrote::rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Now you know why I prefer to marry a man? SO much easier... :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yah, DH used to ask me what I look for in a man. I said first and foremost, he must be a man. And he must have nice, clean hands and he must smell nice. That's it.

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Postby Guest » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:09 am

25hourmaid wrote:
ksi wrote::rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Now you know why I prefer to marry a man? SO much easier... :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yes, and you know why I prefer to be a woman? :lol:


Yes that too! Best of both worlds! :love: :hi5:
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Postby Guest » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:10 am

duriz wrote:
ksi wrote::rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Now you know why I prefer to marry a man? SO much easier... :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yah, DH used to ask me what I look for in a man. I said first and foremost, he must be a man. And he must have nice, clean hands and he must smell nice. That's it.


:hi5: to that too!! Sounds like my dh.
Oh but people may mistaken that for a potpourri clock...."nice clean hands and smells nice" bwaaaaaah...
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Postby auntieM » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:10 am

Wahahaa.. .. :rotflmao: .
Funny!

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Postby Guest » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:12 am

How come only the mummies are contributing to this thread? Where are the daddies? :?
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Postby Blobbi » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:15 am

25hourmaid wrote:
ksi wrote::rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Now you know why I prefer to marry a man? SO much easier... :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yes, and you know why I prefer to be a woman? :lol:



:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

You two are hilarious! Yep!! Me too!

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Postby Guest » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:17 am

25hourmaid wrote:How come only the mummies are contributing to this thread? Where are the daddies? :?


Speechless? :wink:
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