Re: [Game] The New Water Margin
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 12:15 am
by ChiefKiasu
The Story so far (complete works)...
Characters
Tankee - The Tiger Slayer
Buds - Tankee's Sister in law
QMS - An ET
LKVM - David Copperfield's Assistant
KSI - QMS's Grandma, who is a maid in the palace
Way2Go - BigDevil in disguise/BigDevil's brother/Western Poisoner
VitoRelax - Lecherous Emperor
Busymom - Empress
25hourmaid - Concubine A; betrothed to BigDevil during childhood
Jedamum - Concubine B
KSP - Eunuch A
ChiefKiasu - Eunuch B, who really is a formidable, heroic, master hero in disguise
Mathsparks - Palace Maid A
Tree Nymph - Palace Maid B
Bloobi - Palace Maid C
Outsider - Palace Maid D
Winth - Palace Maid E
Blurbee - Palace Maid F
Autumnbronze - Palace Maid G
Koalamummy - Princess
Titank - Koalamummy's unborn baby A
Schellen - Koalamummy's unborn baby B
tamarind - Koalamummy's unborn baby C
Schweppes - Famous Nail Art Practitioner and retired 'mata hari'
buds_hub - Princess's playmate?
BigDevil - evil rich man's son, who is also a hero-wannabe
DonkeyKong - Tankee's bro (and budsnana's hub???)
Augmum - black market Ah Long
Zack - Head palace guard
3boys - suppose to participate in BigDevil's mission
The story:
The town was in an uproar. The people were all rushing to the city gates. "Tankee the tiger slayer is coming home!" Everyone wanted to see this great hero for themselves.
As they watched, tankee strode into the city, wearing his tiger suit. He yawned and said, "Now that I had killed the tiger, surely my DS will qualify for phase 2B." He decided to go straight to the magistrate's home to get an immediate answer. The magistrate said: "You must do PV at home and keep an eye on that sister-in-law of yours. She is the famous budsnana, sexy and extremely horny with any man. The only condition is that you must not, I repeat must not touch her anywhere at all."
tankee having been trained by Kiasuparents dot com, is now verykiasu and allowed the sister-in-law to touch him everywhere for 2010 times in one nite thus complying with "must not touch" but can be touched with same enjoyment anyway!
"What audacity budsnana thought; since horny-ness doesn't bear any weight on any phases of registration leh." She keeps quiet since tankee never complains. However, from up above... the extraterrestrial qms was jealous with all the attention budsnana and tankee is getting so she decided to land in this fun city for a visit, since it's no fun where she is from. As the spaceship landed on earth, qms stepped out and was amazed to see this long long neverending like structure. She punched some buttons on her head to find out what it was and viola! it was the Great Wall of China where everyone come to get their wishes completed.
QMS was trying to look for the starting point of the Great Wall but to her horror, she couldn't find any way because David Copperfield's beautiful assistant(LKVM) had tampered with it so qms decided to go to the famous Mountain Liang instead to look for more fun. Hence she called LKVM for the help, but to her horror even she didnt know. Then qms remembered her grandma ksi's wise old words, "Look for the hidden Way2GO in your quest to find Mountain Liang". They searched high and low, but was unable to find any hidden way before realising Way2GO is actually BigDevil in disguise. Then he decided to unveil his macho self to impress the two ladies, a "shi nai sha shou" they called him. But, only to see... "Cheh!"
Meanwhile back at the palace, news of tankee's return and qms' quest to find the hidden Way2go had reached the ears of the lecherous Emperor VitoRelax, who was having fun with his concubines 25hourmaid and Jedamum, plus a few more concubines-to-be. Suddenly the Empress Busymom came in and shouted: "Don't you know we are evaluating the New Water now by washing your underwear using it and you humsup Emperor is having fun here?". Just then Eunuch KSP ran in, shouting : "Oh my god!!! Who did that to me last night without my permission?" I was either man or woman who made me Eunuch... So what can KSP fill for the gender colunm during the P1 registration in Jun? Time is running out....
"Wat it Eunuch ChiefKS?" KSP wailed like a siren. All the maids namely mathsparks, tree nymph, blobbi, outsider, winth, blurbee, ksi and autumnbronze rushed in to see what's happening. All except Princess Koalamummy who is 3 months overdue in her pregancy of triplets whom she will name as titank, schellen and tamarind. At that time, she was having a serious manicure and pedicure done by the ever famous nail art practitioner Schweppes. And she really love it, the pampering and went to buds_hub for chances of getting more boys, but to her surprise, she found him in bed with his favourite Pekinese dog licking his favourite banana, fully peeled off. Princess Koalamummy was so mad that she went to complain to Emperor VitoRelax. But he was also busy with our newly found maid and was doing her manicure. Emperor VitoRelax was so good at manicure that all the palace maids were waiting for him to do for them. What about the assistant then shouted LKVM? She should be able to get her nails done else she will complain to the Monkey God
Meanwhile, tankee's SIL budsnana was cooking up a plan with the evil rich man's son BigDevil to do away with her hubs DonkeyKong. That donkey's a real pain in the ass, he should be kong-ed on the head so that some sense can be knocked into him to realise how important this registration is! They decided to wait until tankee goes off to bring his DS to school before poisoning DonkeyKong!
They were planning what is the best way to poison him, to let him suffer or die immediately. They purchased his favourite 3-in-one kopi and concocted a posion that would be untraceable during autopsy, then waited excitedly for the time to come. Then that fateful day arrive, budsnana can't wait to serve him the kopi. Having sold all his baos except for 2 large ones which he saved for his wifey and himself, Donkey Kong came home expecting a massage from his loving wifey. He opened the door and sat on the sofa, eagerly awaiting for the massage. Budsnana laced one of the twa bao with arsenic while her lover hid in the kitchen. She said:"Come and get it while it's hot, honey!"
The ass that Donkey Kong is, he took the bait and gulped it down ....saw the smile on his wifey's face and suddenly his face grimaced in excruciating pain as he clumsily clutched his stomach as he writhed like a baited worm and groaned: "I knew I should have sowed my wild oats!" before he clumsily collapse on the floor. But he did not die, instead turned into chicken from from chicken little movie! Wow, this is so Chicken Little Bespectabled Big Round Frames who perpectually has the uncanny thoughts that the "Sky is falling", cascading paranoia vibes around him.
Amidst the chaos in the Palace, hero-wannabe BigDevil concoct a plan to overthrow the Emperor who had been squandering the peasants' hardearn money on RWS. BigDevil went to look for ah long Augmum to get sources to buy a map of the Palace in the blackmarket. Augmum told BigDevil that the only person who has such connections has to be the formidable, heroic, master hero, cheifKS who is undercovering as a Eunuch in the Palace. But how then can BigDevil infiltrate into the tightly secured Palace whose gates are under close surveillance by the Palace Guards headed by the famous Zack the Ripper who rips anyone of illegal entry into piecemeal shreds. BigDevil has to come up with a good plan fast! After some fast and furious thinking, BigD enlists the help of 3boys whose 3 sons are highly skilled in kungfu, jujitsu and the brazilian capoeira respectively to assist him in his mission of not so impossible now.
Emperor VitoRelax learnt about BigDevil's plan and decided to engage his most loyal palace maid Autumnbronze's help. After mulling over for a long time as she knew her position was precarious if she so made the slightest wrong move, she advised him to call upon Schweppes the famous nail art practitioner who was in actual fact a retired 'mata hari' and request for her urgent and imperative abetment of his plan. All these conspiracies were overheard by Concubine 25hourmaid, who was BigDevil's childhood 'playmate' and who harboured a deep-rooted love and loyalty for him since they were betrothed from birth by their parents many lunar moons ago.
That night without budsnana's knowledge, BigDevil and 25hourmaid met by the new water margin that separates the very fact why they cannot be together. BigDevil told his sad toothbrush story, how much he missed 25hourmaid and almost forgot about the original intention of the meet-up. Tankee, suspecting that BigDevil has something to do with his brother turning into a chicken, was hiding behind some bushes and eavesdropping on BigDevil and 25hourmaid. While Tankee was determined to avenge his brother Donkey Kong, he also wanted to be part of this revolutionary uprising against Emperor Vitorelax.
But all this didnt stop LKVM spying on them as it was impossible to know with whom BigDevil is having an affair, besides LKVM just love to peek on others love life's cause LKVM's love life is very exciting and yummy. In actual fact, LKVM is secretly in love with BigDevil. But LKVM doesnt wanna tell anyone cause BigDevil is in love with KoalaMummy so LKVM has to keep her mouth shut.
Haaah now it is has finally come to light of the devil's extreme need for variety; that promiscuous slime bag devil who has forgotten about the powerful toothbrush saga he had brought upon himself. The saga where he has to use his toothbrush to brush budsnana's teeth and some other unspeakable place for 1 week! "NO," Big Devil thought to himself, "This can't carry on!!. And he decided to officially declare himself as the Casanova of the East to dispel all speculations. With so many macho heroes and nymph-like heroines congregated at one place, it was a matter of time before a furious fight started amongst them. BigDevil used his No-Bright-Smile-ToothBrush Attack sequence to strike at the lurking LKVM but little did he know that LKVM had acquired her PEAK level of martial arts at Mountain Liang. But because LKVM loved BigDevil so much that she was willing to sacrifice herself and fulfill BigDevil's ego, she pretended but now started hating all the maids who were lurking around BigDevil. She carefully devise a plan to get rid of all the maids. LKVM consulted the Chief Enuch wat should she do whether to stop them coming or mix poison. Chief Eunuch, who was disguised, think that this is a good move for his 'long devised' plan. So he tricked LKVM into believing him. He told her to go to Mountain Liang alone with him and transfer all her state-of-the-art martial arts to him to fulfill her wish of annihilating her rivals in love. But LKVM was also very smart and didnt blindly trusted Chief so LKVM went to ksi to take help since she was involved with Chief in discussing the latest martial arts in town. ksi advised LKVM that Chief Eunuch was actually the Monkey God in disguise. But secretly she loved him deeply and had been dreaming for a romantic dinner and then Big Devil got to know about LKVM having a change of heart now for Monkey God Chief, Big Devil went booming around town declaring a ferocious duel at Mountain Liang with MG Chief. Hearing this ksi got excited cause now she and Chief can fight together and both of them can have together some time to discuss how to brew the elixir pill. While they were discussing on the formula, they heard a loud fart.
It was the Western Poisoner Way2GO (who used to be BigDevil's brother) testing his latest prototype weapon of mass destruction on the assembled heros as they tried to convince Northern Beggar 2ppaamm (who is palace maid C Blobbi's cousin) to join their movement to overthrow the lecherous Emperor VitoRelax. The fart bomb exploded but tankee quickly sat down to gather his internal energy. "I will save everyone" the hero muttered and with that he took in a DEEP breath to suck in the green fumes while the others who were shocked and repulsed by the odour, hurridly scrambled away from the toxic fumes. BlurBee and autumnbronze held on to tankee's hands tightly to transfer their internal strength to tankee, helping him suck up every bit of the disgusting fumes. 2ppaamm rubbed some dirt off her chest and offered it to tankee as antidote who eagerly swallowed it.
In a supreme heroic (or plain stupid) act to save his brother, BigDevil tried to use his Flesh-Melting-Palm by grabbing Way2GO's left leg but missed and hit his middle leg instead, causing him to wince in lancinating pain. But Way2GO has mastered the M&M-Anti-Flesh-Melting Skill so he quickly recovered and laugh, "Hahaha don't you know my 'middle leg' can only melt in your mouth not in your hand?!" Big Devil looked quizzically at Way2Go and then immediately braced himself up by transfering all his internal energy to his languid mouth and was about to open his energised mouth as wide as the entrance of a lion's den when his wife showed up and said, "Wait Big Devil you need to first brush your teeth with this toothbrush that I have so painstakingly treated with my secret recipe!" Way2Go held his breath painstakingly as he could smell something foul in the air and when Mrs Big Devil confirmed that, he could not help but felt that Mrs Big Devil's sudden appearance was a propitious sign for him. Without further ado, she commanded in her most seductive voice to 3boys to put their martial arts' skills to use by performing to the tune of 'This is the way I brush your teeth'. Much to the astonishment of Mountain Liang's brothers and sisters, BigDevil started on his dental regime and forgot about the fight he was having with Way2GO who then turned around to finish off tankee and his 3 Angels: BlurBee and Autumnbronze and 2ppaamm. Just then, Princess Koalamummy fly in, in her 'qing gong' intending to avenge tankee and his angels.
"Auntie! Wait for me! We must combine our strength to fight him!" screamed buds_hubs the Young Goat after his Little Dragon Girl Koalamummy. So they combine their strength and slay Way2Go into pieces. "Auntie, see what we can achieve when we try?" buds_hubs said but Koalamummy was shy. "Yes, remember i always tell u when learning qing gong, to be careful with the eggs." "But but.... no matter how careful I can be, Calvin will try to penetrate its way forcefully through it and break it!!" cried Koalamummy in exasperation. "Don't you worry, I'll get you some home made barley and your eggs would be pacified in no time." continued buds_hubs smoothly.
But Way2Go simply refused to go. Exhausted his internal energies, Way2Go made a quiet and hasty exit with his pieces while reminding himself that "Vengeance of the Gentleman, Ten Years Not Late" (jun zi bao chou shi nian bu wan).
Jedamum - another Mount Liang hero - sent word from her Peace Inn to Mount Liang that the Imperial Army led by "Great Blade" CKS was on their way there to do battle with the outlaws in two different directions; it was a sight to behold - MG CKS in his monkey suit on his horse with his great blade dangling from the side, his fiery red camisole armour embroidered with a black bull's eye in the centre and two pink blossoms on either side of it, a symbol of vigor and valiance. The outlaws rose to fury upon hearing the message from the harbinger from the Black Inn aka Peace Inn, they scurriedly grabbed their M&M shield and laser sabre while Hyperkiasu chief of Mount Liang verykiasu2010 was busy eating dimsum. Chief verykiasu2010 spitted out dimsum and grabbed Muffin, the traditional bun researched and baked on Mount Liang as a quick bite to ease his hunger pangs and raised his internal energy simultaneously. By now valient MG Chief and troops were all charged up and about to reach the Peak when the Heaven Sword suddenly appeared from nowhere. Chief tried to pull up the Heaven Sword from its stone base using his milk power but the sword did not move an inch. Alas! To the horrors of all, can it be that the mighty Chief was not the Chosen One?! It turned out that MG Chief was having a tummy ache that day, so too much straining might make him lao sai so he decided to ask schweppes to help him put on diapers and to standy by some wet-wipes. Just when Schweppes was diligently carrying out her duty, a pungent smell hit her and knock her out; it was MG Chief's long time arch enemy - Skunk. Schweppes in her dazed stupor reached out for the soiled diapers to cover her nose in an effort to block out the smell. Skunk saw MG Chief in his monkey suit and exposed bottom and broke out into uncontrollable hysterical laughter, and dropped his jaws wide open sufficient to fit a basketball. Schweppes, in her desperation to dispose the soiled diapers did a basketball aim into Skunk's open jaws and Viola! it went right into the Doraemon pouch that Skunk had protruding from his too-much-good-food-and-good-beer belly! Absorbing the essence it had unexpectedly increased Skunk's powers, allowing him to attain the next level of pungence that would spring-board him to win the battlefield which was about to commence at Mount Liang single-handedly and be proclaimed as the leader of the Ming Cult. MG Chief saw this and hurriedly searched for the assistance of head of Er-Mei Sect qms and her two lead disciples blurbee and busymom. In all this drama there were quite a few standing outside the fence waiting for their turn to come like lkvm, ksi and 25hoursmaid whom did not managed to buy the admission tickets and got stopped at the entrance by bigdevil's bodyguards jedamum and sunflower2005. They were also required to pay the $100 levy before they could enter. But without a penny to their names, the foreign talented trio decided to sing their hearts out and put up a stellar performance to the likes of S.H.E. and the levy fee was waived!! Due to their resounding success, opportunistically Mount Liang's Hyperkiasu Talent Search was keen to sign them up and make megabucks out of them after seeing Jay Chou's SG concert tickets going at $450 each at the Black Market. The trio never thought in their wildest dreams that they could be signed up for such a high price, thinking they signed the dotted line. Hyperkiasu Talent Search felt the trio needed more training before they could fetch the $450 ticket price, and decided to send them to Jedamum Music School for intensive song & dance lesson by the famous oscar winning instructors buds & ksi. Unfortunately, these two were at loggerheads as both were vying for jedamum's attention so that they could be included in the lucrative profit sharing pie at the year end ranking. 'Lucrative-my head!' screamed jedamum at the bickering buds and ksi, 'Emperor Vitorelax's taxation laws leave me with peanuts at the end of every billing....luckily i have dynamic-Accountant-duo, Anna Ng and Baby2momma's help with the arduous task of shelling the cheapo quality peanuts and dividing them into fair and equal share for all you tongue panting foul smelling breadth vultures'. Sensing that something is not right, the trio went to get the new dresses and also new undergarments cause they were stinking like hell. Ideally, they wanted some Laura Ashley and Victoria Secrets look-alikes designed by couple-team, sashimi and schellen famous designers trained at Mount Liang and triumph winners of Project Runaway. Talking about Project Runaway, Tankee the tiger slayer reminisced about his previous date with gorgeous Heidi Klum and the hot & sexy Tim Gunn. Hmm... who would have thought that our dear Tankee, the heroic and valiant tiger slayer is into ménage à trois?! Heroes and Heroines of Mount Liang, bewarned....Tankee the man-woman-hunter on the prowl stealthily waiting to ambush either man or woman to satiate his unsatiable cravings for playtime. Oh yes, Tankee would have more playtime now because MT weightage might be reduced so there would not be a need to be practising his MT on Mount Liang daily to reach an ultimate peak.(MT=Martial Technique)
But how could tankee relax just because of the reduction in MT weightage? He was Apek#2 (in disguise) and needed to call all the people so that the weightage just remain the same. He called for a meeting at the new Speakers' Corner in Mt Wudang with the hope of lobbying more brothers to boycott against this new culture and language defying imperial decree that he perceived would not be good for the young generations. Tankee wanted to change this before the coming P1 registration exercise starts in Shaolin Temple. So he quickly gathered his personal admin koalamummy and side-kick Jennifer to gather people to sign a petition, asking the emporer DomVito and his cabinet ministers lkvm, ksi and qms to reconsider the unpopular decree. Together with Autumnbronze, the four of them sat down to draft the petition but true to KSP's norm, they went off topic and ended up playing mahjong instead. This is truly awful to tankee since he dont want anyone to go offtopic. The P1 registration is just round the corner, so tankee couldn't afford to waste so much time waiting for people to go off topic and talk about something else other than P1 registration. But just as tankee was about to remind everyone the importance of the P1 registration, his nemesis, Amberz started writing her HS book and selling them outside shaolin temple where qms was GOD and she was enjoying her new found fame with so many follower wanting to be her disciple. So qms and tankee made new plan so that they can defeat all the enemies. Realising that they might be facing a formidable foe, tankee and qms looked for reinforcements and called for help from the team of ghost busters namely mintcc, peterch and smurf. Their influence was so great that even ghostbusters wannabes like Smarty, Vanilla Cake and Muffins also joined in but there were strict instructions by Chief that kids below the age of 16 are not allowed and BigDevil and Zack confirmed the news! What to do? Too much "violence" wasn't good for the underaged trio and so can only "suck thumbs" and study hard until they are old enough.
Meanwhile, back at Mount Liang, MG Chief was busily practising on his newly acquired skills - Drunken Monkey Catching Flies Dancing Wallaby, allowing him to harness his internal Qi to his neural Queue that he needs to insert into that of his evil Clone BigDevil so that he can control and make BigDevil do his bidding a la Avatar. However, the technique was too complicating that MG Chief almost went berserk. Luckily, he's able to control and save himself from being the best among all, he knew he is the best but wanted to remain under the bedsheet for sometime. As unknown to Augmum and her sisiters 25hourmaid and outsider, Chief's true identity is not BigDevil but the one and only "Superman". He had a fetish for bright vermillion red underwear, of genuine silk made, and had to be endorsed by Saville Row of London. His other passion included practising his martial arts on the paper dolls designed by Versace. One fine morning when Sinland's newpaper reported a once in a 10 000 year designer wear sale at the Paragon, MG Chief immediately donned his tightest of the tightest superman underwear as his strategy was to get further discounted rate for him to appear in his skin-nude shade of underwear in exchange for the latest Ferragamo's design. This is required for him to master his next martial technique of waxcapade which involved waxing off hairs from certain parts of his anatomy. He trained for one millisecond with Schweppes the former nail art practitioner turned beauty enhancer before he attained enlightenment and decided to equip himself with Brazilian art of waxing as his deadly weapon. Armed with this new enlightened knowledge, he flew over to Mustapha and bulk purchased wax strips which would emit electrical pulses to stun enemies once aimed and thrown at them and boxes of alphoso mangoes to provide popeye like strength.
Imbibed with supermango powers and a fuzz free bottom, MG Chief felt invincible and ready to conquer the world. With talons painted scarlet red and happy feet a-tapping, MG Chief puffed his chest. "What have you all done to me?!", he seethed and prepared to settle scores with all those that have wronged him. But inside he was laughing loud cause he himself loved watever was written bout him. However the supertight underwear was causing him constipation; the fetid gases fermenting from his tofu diet was now emanating from his other orifices as he seethed in anger. LKVM caught a whiff of the putrid emission and rushed him to the doctor Way2GO so that he take away all the foul smell.
Meanwhile, BigD chanced upon a knocked-out LKVM. Seeing no one else around, BigD started to loosen LKVM's screws on her protection plate in order to access and upsize her memory chips. But loosing didnt help either and LKVM was almost dead!! Out of nowhere came tankee, who has been waiting to see what BigD would do to LKVM. Jointly they decided to invest in her to become the invincible 6-million-dollar Korean won woman who can be with anyone at anytime. "Wow, isn't this what every hero and heroine wants?" Upon further investigation, it was found that LKVM was only a Pentium 286... now LKVM is gonna faint after she has been termed with so many names except for wat our Chief wanted. Never mind! Life still goes on and upgrades are still possible! specially when we have so many microsoft upgrades every month and year. Tankee and BigD were finally willing to put their differences aside so that they could upgrade LKVM! So tankee and BigD got down to thinking and tinkering - should we give her an extra hand so that she can type with both hands and still drink coffee with another? Should we give LVKM an extra eye at the back of the head so she can see the boss coming from behind? Realising that these options were not mutually exclusive, BigD and tankee decided to give LKVM and her gang of tai-tai comprising of members like ksi, 25hoursmaid and autumnbronze; some hints to the hidden jackpots so that they could have enough money to play the actual jackpots in Marina Bay Sands and enjoy the lifts for one hour before heading to RWS for more. A brilliant sudden thought struck in 25hourmaid's mind, as a renewal to the soul and mind before going for the kill at RWS a detour to Marina Barrage for a picnic and kite-flying should do the trick. But before she could do all these together with the delicious food, she had to MIA from the playground for a while because she hadn't learned the trick of multi-multi-tasking. This she definitely need to learn from Grand Master Busymum, whose juggling skill has reached the ultimate level that no one has ever master.
In addition, jedamum also resurrected superman in response to Augmum's request so that Augmum could get the red underwear back from superman aka ChiefKiasu, with compounded interests at prevailing ah long's rate. With such high interest rate, will supeman aka chiefkiasu be able to repay Ah Long Augmum? Seems like superman aka ChiefKiasu wasn't able to pay. He decided to flee back to Mount Liang to avoid Augmum. On his way back to Mount Liang, he encountered something that would change his life forever.
He spotted ksi and gang flying kites at Marina Barrage, and he decided that he wants to join in the fun too. It was at this instant, he realised that his red underwear was wet as he had forgotten his diaper. But with wet underwears the color changed to bright red which made him look more sexy!! KSI and gang saw this sexy superhero in the sky. They thought that he is doraemon but on closer look, realised that it was MG Chief. All the droplets from the underwear were coming down so everyone ran inside so that the stinky stuff do not fall on them. But they sure make good fertilizers to the grass and trees there. Before anyone realised it, it started to rain cats and dogs and the red underwear turned pink upon dilution. And the 'rain' that came down is RED! It jolted the kite-flyers out of their wits, thinking the sky was having its period and previously showing signs of PMS so all the iron ladies jedamum-koala mummy- busymum-25hrmaid-autumnbronze-LKVM put their heads together to think of something to counter it. But no one could think anything cause they too were having their PMS so they called some manly help from Tankee and BigD. Mmmm, what is manly tankee and BigD going to do about it, one wonders? Shouted LKVM the man r gonna clean all the mess created by the sky!!! LOL, will the Man be able to handle the task given to them?? Both tankee and BigD are good in doing this task at home so they are surely the best doing outdoors too!! That is quite right, Super 25hourMaid can surely testify to that.
So now started the work of cleaning whole pool of red water from the ground and BigD got his long long brush to clean but was too heavy for tankee so he got his good friend, Zack to help instead. But Zack was too engrossed in doing the social service that he said no to tankee!!! Tankee was broken hearted. don't he have any abled man-friend to help him so he had no choice to go to Chief and ask him to clean the mess he created and dont ask others to clean up. Chief was so pai-sei, but he has no choice since he's the one who messed it up.
Left with no choice, he borrowed a vacuum cleaner meant for dust mite allergy, but was most confused with the many brands to choose from. As the palace grounds was so large and there's plenty of chambermaids' rooms to clean, Chief was at a loss, so he asked for BigD's infamous toothbrush. But the toothbrush proved to be a useless tool as the bristles were frayed and yellow due to BigD's robust cleaning of his own personal toilet. "I have warned you not to buy things from parallel importers from Chinatown and only buy toothbrushes from OralB the trusted brand" bellowed Way2GO, but BigD still prefers to listen to Mei Mei's sweet-talk and bought the toothbrush from her.
The moment of truth was before Big D's eyes as he eyeballed the bristles falling off one by one when he attempted to use them. BigD created more mess in the end and received a final ultimatum from MG Chief. BigD must think of a way to redeem himself. He decided to fall in the mercy of budsnana and ask her forgiveness so that she can use her magic wand to clear everything. But budsnana is now pregnant and her mood swings is going from bad to worst. So she gave her magic wand to KoalaMummy and ask her to handle these guys and their tantrums. Hence, KoalaMummy together with playmate Budshub took the magic wand but accidentally cast the "Ridiculous" spell on MG Chief, BigD and tankee and lo behold all 3 became the Three Amigos or was it the Three Stooges, Larry, Curly and Moe! The three of them feeling devastated at this sudden unexpected spell cast at them and to atone for their past misdeeds and revert back to their former self, went round Mountain Liang 10 000 times playing "cha cha cha" with their maracas. And so, the 3 walked and chanted and chanted and walked and by the time they completed 10 000 rounds, Mountain Liang became a flattened Valley Wa Piang. But now the bigger problem was noone will recognize them and even the Mount Liang guards - Muffins, Smarty and Quickmind - couldn't even recognise them. With Mount Liang now become a flattened valley, how is the hero and heroine going to survive? Don't worry, Tweety Bird to the rescue! But Tweety Bird is actually Way2Go in disguise. Thinking that nobody recognised him, Tweety Bird went on his quest to overthrow the weak emperor and make himself the new emperor of the nation. But everyone recognized him and before he could throw away the emperor he was thrown away by Koalamummy and playmat Budshub as they were secretly following him. Tweety Bird decided to seek the help of the newly appointed Class Monitoress 25hourmaid who was so overwhelmed by the powers that were bestowed to her, she generously granted the emperor wanna be three wishes on one condition, that her playground kakis must be allowed to be concubines of the emperor. Unfortunately, 25hourmaid is still unable to use her new power properly and accidentally turned her playground kakis into porcupines instead of concubines.
The porcupines were angry so they went to look for MG Chief again, hoping he would rescind the power bestowed on 25hourmaid, but MSChief is not swayed by the petitions. The porcupines have no choice but to protest at the speaker's corners and hope media would attract some attentions to their issue. The red and green porcupines felt they paid too high a price for befriending 25hourmaid and wanted justice. But the speaker's corner was itself an idea of the great boss so it was all a boo boo as usual. And the issue is beyond Chief as it is due to the limitation of the current environmental situation, but all hope is not lost as there will soon be an angel coming down. The angel will help us go to past, present and future, and will eventually bring all back to Mt Liang in China.
Then surely our MG Chief will be happy that story finally going back to China from where it originally originated. Back at the Palace, eveyone is looking high and low for the Emperor VitoRelax who has been missing for a long time. Maybe he has gone to his mistress? Maybe he's stuck at Mt Liang aka MBS Resorts, no one knows for sure. Or maybe his wife and mistress are beating him to the fullest so he is bed ridden, nursing his bed sores from being bed ridden for the past one month or so.
Maybe MG Chief can find his address and all the people at Mt Liang can visit him? And to splash some paints and write some symbols on the walls outside Dom Vito's house. Good idea, and after that maybe can appoint Zack as the new Emperor since now VitoRelax can no longer do the job of an Emperor? LKVM seconds maid's advice and appoint new emperor. So Zack is appointed the new emperor since he contributed 400 Playground Dollars to ungrade a Playground in KSP Kingdom, bringing so much joy to those who frequent the Playground. Furthermore Zack has shown himself to be a compassionate person, something which all citizens will definitely appreciate.
Yes, Zack will definitely make a good emperor. But what will happen to our other leaders like Tankee and BigDevil? Oh never mind about leaders like tankee and BigDevil, emperor Zack will surely know of a way how to make use of their talents once he becomes emperor. But Zack is too kind and sweet person for the evil people like tankee and BigD. No problem for Zack, simply turn tankee and BigDevil into eunuchs to help him run the Palace. Hence upon being crowned the emperor, 25hourmaid and LKVM were given the honour by Emperor Zack to castrate his two most beloved left and right-hand men....Tankee and Big D to serve him as eunuchs.
An honourable but very difficult task since LKVM and 25hourmaid do not have experience executing such a job, so the job was finally allocated to Way2Go and verykiasu2010. HyperKiasu was also roped in as advisor. HyperKiasu demonstrated the easiest method to Way2Go and verykiasu2010 cause they were new breeds and had all brand new ideas.
All 3 of them met up and decided that the best way to do the job was to lure tankee and BigDevil out from their hiding place. Suddenly one of them came from hiding after hearing all the bad/good stuff about him especially his eyes, which ksi might have something to do with it. Because Heroine KSI has found a way of concoting all the eyes that she has collected to confuse everyone in the Palace with those single eyes that she has collected over the last few weeks. Everyone was scrambling to find the owners of the eyes, much to the amusement of ksi and the owners of the eyes. Those who guess the correct eye were entitled to KPs that they can use to auction in KSP Land too. But dunno when this auction will happen and how many can win them? Wise Superman MG Chief with multiple invincible power came to the rescue of LKVM..."Dream not of tomorrow, live well today...tomorrow shall take care of itself...True, well said ksi thats why MG Chief want to give the gifts to ksi but even though she has lots of points she doesnt wanna go away with it...
While everyone was busy at the eye playground, tankee and BigDevil decided to sneak to another playground where they could legally bet on football since the World Cup was round the corner and to cheer them MG Chief gave them whooping amount of 10K KS Points so that they can bet as much as they want... Everyone ws so jubilant about the generosity of the MG Chief and was anxiously waiting for the announcement of the next auction. But suddenly its been very quiet in this Mt Liang world LKVM wonders why? Because everyone is busy in KSP Kingdom, playing games about the World Cup. Even that is quiet these days since the deadline has been passed. Nevertheless, the story must continue, now with the return of Princess Koalamummy, things will be different from now on. But princess koalamummy has underestimated the power of the ks-eye and the lure of the world cup.
Back at Mt Liang, Emperor Zack is anxiously waiting for the World to go back to normal again after 11 July 2010. With the finale of Season 1 of KSEye (not CSI)game, rich and loaded Augmum decides to run a similar but adapted ksEye game - guess whose mole. The prize for this game will be 5000 ksp, but tree nymph doesn't seem interested because she is more keen in winning bets for World Cup Games in KSP Kingdom. With an abacus on hand, she and Augmum went through the beads one by one, as if they were counting how much they would win through the various games. Both of them were grinning after counting the amount of bets collected from the first mole game, “ Guess which mole belongs to our MG Chief"?
Augmum had initially guessed correctly, but mischevious MG Chief misled her into thinking that she had guessed wrongly. "I don't take pictures with moles" he said to indicate that he refuses to be associated with rabbits, but Augmum thought he meant that he has a mole-less body. Being skeptical of Chief's words, she and tree nymph kidnapped Chief and did a body search …….. hehehe, they found a huge mole located at the most private part of his body...the "fifteenth of the eight lunar month" where Zack's flying pegasus was also seen. Looking and admiring his moonies, which is now talk-of-the-town, and also is his new tatoo, which is not that new, but newly seen by the people. "AAAARGGGGHHH!! When did this Pegasus migrate to my Moonies?", exclaimed the Chief. It was then that he realise Augmum and Tree nymph have the power to transfer Emperor Zack's tatoo to him. "So, does that mean I can be Emperor too?" thought MG Chief. No way shouted ksi... I am still alive and no-one can be next emperor than me!!
Meanwhile, Pegasus refused to stay on Chief's moonies and decided to fly back to Emperor Zack's. "Its so much more smooth and hairless compared to a hairy penguin's butt," it mused. Emperor Zack was elated to find his Pegasus back on his moonies and while he was touching and admiring it in front of the mirror, suddenly the Pegasus bit his butt!! With that, Emperor Zack has been given the invincible kungfu skill of ultraman-sprouts-wings-from-butt-when-threatened-with-bodily-harm (aka USWFBWTWBH in short) to the dismay of MG Chief and ksi who have evil designs on the throne! MG Chief and ksi heard about Emperor Zack's newly acquired skills through the KSP village grapevine and decided to get Chief MOB Tankee to infiltrate into the palace. He will be needing help to do that and that will be coming from an insider known as...."insider"!! but soon she will be shown door by the outsider!!!!! Outsider has all along been eyeing the throne! But first, Chief MOB need to mob the palace till spanking clean by himself. Which everyone said its not possible, please dont think about it!! With sheer determination, Chief MOB eventually mobbed the whole palace of treasures instead. Finally our formidable chief DID IT, despite everyone saying it's mission impossible. While looking through his loot, he found a beatiful golden-banana-shaped-genie-bottle. Wow, what a luck chief had!! Upon rubbing the bottle, out popped a very pregnant genie_buds. Being disturbed from her sleep, the very pregnant genie-buds decided to impregnate chief. But Chief didnt wanna get pregnant so he has been missing in action from KSP.com for the past few days, only making short appearances once in a while. Perhaps Chief is getting ready for the work that he has to do for the P1 registration.
Hiding did not help him at all as his tummy-tum-tum grew bigger and bigger by the day. Afterall, superman's other secret identity is no other than St Nick thus the spreading of cheers by the free throwing of ks pts. But many were still not happy because Germany lost the World Cup. 3Boys is grinning from ear to ear, though on the expense of those others who supported Germans in the Mt Liang. The tears from the sad German supporters started to flood the foot of Mt Liang. Meanwhile, MG Chief vows revenge on the sotong that invoked the powerful curse over the Germans.
MG Chief, uses his super bionic muscles to wring off the lousy octopussy's tentacles but one of that chow octopussy's tentacles ventured to
