Re-run of the ever Popular 3-word Story

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Re-run of the ever Popular 3-word Story

Postby Guest » Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:09 am

Moderator's note: In the spirit of the story, all non-relevant banter on this thread will be deleted without warning to avoid confusing an already confusing series of unfortunate events.

This is a spin off from the fun we had last year over the 3-word story.

Let's play a "3 words story".

Everyone shall type 3 words (not less, not more, only 3 words) to continue the existing sentence to construct a story.

Fullstop, coma ... etc are not considered as words.

Names (such as Mr Barrack Obama), places (such as Kuala Lumpur) and nicks (such as Happy Mama .... just an eg) are considered as ONE word.

Once you have typed in the 3 words, you must wait for others to post their 3 words before you can post your next 3 words again.

Okay let me start ... and we shall see how the story ends on 28 February 2011 ... (ie the last post should be on 28 Feb 2011 23:59 hrs).

The story will be updated on the second post of this thread.

Note : No R-Rated stuff please. Thanks

While this game is not R-rated, I would still restrict the age to be 18 and above to allow the students among us to concentrate on their coming tests instead of hanging around KSP.
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Postby Guest » Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:45 am

Once upon a time in a very old town there lived a maid who worked for a dog and two men, em ... three men who were lazy and spent their time ordering maid to bake this, cook that and causing the poor KSP.com forum to hold a meeting, the agenda is how to make the men get their butt off the sofa and get to work. It was a tough job, but she enjoyed it.

Back to the meeting, chaired by KSP.com CEO ChiefKiasu, the maid told everyone that she is looking for a magic broom to help with mountains of housework and springcleaning at the Breadmakers Club. Not only this! Recipe for a specially cook dinner, starting with the dessert and ending with the purchase of a kopi-kaya making machine.

This is a very difficult mission. How can kopi-kaya ingredients be purchased together as one without using money, maybe using KPs. Perhap KSP.com CEO can sponsor a free trip to make money land so that the ang pows will grow and grow like KoalaMummy's avatar, The Angpow Tree.

So the brave maid and her new disciple, Happy Mama, decided to bake some happy bread, using angpow and many mandarin oranges, sprinkled with some dark chocolate chips ,love and laughter, and dumped into the cute bread-maker. So that the bread will look multi-coloured flies infested.

Oh, never mind, no matter what, the bread was meant for ChiefKiasu, colourful and swirly, always our beloved understanding, swaying Penguin who was actually Monkey-God in disguise. He not only embodies the qualities of Monkey-God, but good old Santa Claus too, and also Cai-Shen-Yeh. He also is a responsible father and a great joker of sorts specially regarding boobs.

But one day... he decided to pass a decree for the most delicious swirly and luminous green buns dangling 488 KPs as the reward for the first person who submits his childhood swirly lollipops and candy AND paper dolls, complete with a double back flip, and also a pair of fitflops, courtesy from a company called BigD.com which specialises from fitflops to doctoring avatars for post-expectant mummies because of lack of other good ideas as an avatar prequel movie storyline.

So CheifKiasu then summoned his Chief Mob to gather all mobs and brooms, all ready for the big sweep to be held on Chap Ngor-Meh for the men to bake a colourful swirly cake, complete with apple chunks and cinnamon, washed down with schweppes and kopi-c.

Now for dessert, tau suan was cooked using thermal-pot made from recycled paper and plastic. Next add some crispy fried youtiao, sprinkle some love-seeds, and some more organic raw sugar, tender loving-care essence and garnished with parsley and sesame-seeds, topped with ice-cream and Hershey's chocolate! No wonder Chief's getting more and more like his grandaunt's neighbour's mother-in-law.

How about another story about another famous KSP character, none other than, our Chief Mob, Mr Tan Kee.

One day, tankee decided to bake a mei-cai-kuo-ruo cake inspired by Augmum. Now this was an instant hit, causing Meicai out of stock, so he bought cai-sim and preserved it, hoping to bake his cake. But realised that he runs out of flour and eggs, make a quick trip to BigD.com only to find Big Boss BigD selling black-sequined fitflops.

Alamak, so how to bake mei-cai-kou-rou? Tankee has an idea :".....what if I were to use sequined fitflops paint my toenails and persuade the Chief to act like Cai Shen-Yeh and start distributing Mandarin Oranges to all KS parents in the spirit of "tong-tong-cheh" event.

BigD was disappointed, no pay rise, cannot buy ipad, but got auction, but KPs not-enough. So he participated actively in breadmaking trying really hard to get a Bread-Maker so that he can bake colourful swirly loaves to increase KPs in order to participate in next auction which was barely a month away from now. It was futile, hence he resorted ordering a breadmachine... 2nd hand one, from China Company that always kaput.

Utterly fed-up, BigD saves very hard for a branded Z brand machine. Soon, BigD becomes totally obsessed with wanting a breadmachine and started to win ksp points by all means. He also decided to participate in all kinds of competitions just to increase his KPs. Feeling little tired, he played 3-word-game while pondering how to get hold of Chief's unlimited version of the golden silver i-pad, that comes with a button for extracting KPs from all KSP grandmasters.

"Huat-ah ! Huat-ah ! Huat-ah !" shouted BigD vehemently. Firstly, he planned how he wants to extract the KPs, then he chooses his targets, starting with Paris Hilton and Donald Trump, not forgetting Louis Vuitton. BigD rubbed his hands thinking of KPs and started daydreaming about how much he's gonna get.

Meanwhile, LKVM becomes dancing panda bear, singing and dancing with BigD in bikini top and black sequined fitflops dancing and jumping, not realising that LKVM has turned into CNY prince dispensing angpaus and homemade bak kwa which she mastered after years of adding this, that with countless trial-and-error and toiling in Hell Chef Kitchen perfecting the recipe , grilled to perfection.

With this recipe, bak kwa is very chao tah, but BigD loves whatever from LKVM's favourite Japanese restaurant , coupled with tons kimchi and frenchfries, not forgetting the luminous green bread . "OMG" : exclaimed BigD, not again but he wasn't shakened.

He continued to see hanging bunny when others are already seeing sheep and dancing angel. Feeling frustrated, he went to sleep, hoping for miracle that will change his luck with his notebook settings. Unfortunately, nothing he did seemed to work and he resorted to typerwriter (manual type somemore), hoping that by noon, he will see a Frog-Prince stir-fried with kongpow in thermal pot.

To his dismay, stir-fried-Frog-Prince turned into koala bear with angel like wings and started flying. "All hail KoalaMummy!" The KSP-villagers shouted and chanted the Old-Mac-Donald nursery rhyme, eating pineapple tarts and sugee cookies, made with lard and really fattening.

KoalaMummy simply loves eating bak-kwa under huge beach umbrellas whilst watching handsome hunks like tankee, a Romeo wannabe parading around in a skimpy oopsie-daisie. Very surprisingly when Romeo-aka-Tankee started crooning, screams were heard. Koalamummy cannot understand, went around hunting for missing Money-Tree, gone with CNY and along came gadget junkie Happy Mama, who added fitflops, frenzy people running to get them for toned leg-muscles without gym workouts.

After some time, yoga cat appeared. Screeching noise irritated the usually quiet and docile Maid and she started cooking a feast using play dough made of flour and cotton candy to appease Yoga Cat with two humungous white furry mice coated in dark-chocolate. Not just ordinary chocolate, but Godiva! BigD salivated, wishing LKVM is there to enjoy with him, like good-old-days.

But LKVM is not interested because tankee has something up his sleeves. The 11,111 KPs is too much , can cause bloating because he constipates. Tankee tries and after a while, he cannot control the call of the 11,111 KPs. "Lelong, big sale!"cried tankee as he succumbed to pressures from bosses to overtake ksi as Number1 poster of KSP Forum. Time is difficult, time is short, time is money, time not enough !! But tankee determines to succeed by begging LKVM to donate KPs to buy ping-pong balls to practice juggling like a crown dressed as Ronald McDonald. He went around singing Old Macdonald, asking for donations although his voice sounds like a-frog, "wibbit, wibbit, wibbit", "I'm a frog-prince, master of Toadstool-Hill" . King Arthur comes by, "Your amazing voice reminded me of someone in KSP who makes me go really 'siao'.

"Who? Me? No!" "Yes, it's you!!" Nobody but you. "What... what.... ME?" I am innocent ! It's the youngest toddler with biggest cutie-pie smile like little Blur Baby looking for yummy sugar-coated cheese buns. Bakerzin hot favourite Strawberry Cheese Cakes coated with pork-floss, made from tree-nymph's pink fatty pig. The end result everyone can imagine the beauty of lollipops flying around in mid air like what Happy Mama's dancing panda used to do, but panda has become innocent flying angel.

Meanwhile, qms is having holidays headache! She cannot decide between USA or Timbuktoo. Then she hit an-idea. She will go to bak kwa street for the renowned Bee Cheng Hiang Bak Kwa but Lim Chee Guan says theirs is better. Just look at 25hourmaid's bak kwa and the queue is nothing compared Great Singapore Sales, discounts not fantastic. Better than nothing, she decided to invest in breadmachine, to bake bak-kwa bread with cheese, pandan and coconut. Not only that, 25hourmaid is DomesticGoddess, preferring to make peanut pork-rib soup using peanut-plant and lotsa pork ribs, to cook curry?
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Postby qms » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:40 am

Once upon a time in a

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Postby Yong HL » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:50 am

Once upon a time in a very old town

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Postby Happy Mama » Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:12 am

Once upon a time in a very old town there lived a

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Postby qms » Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:18 am

Once upon a time in a very old town there lived a maid who worked

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Postby tankee » Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:35 am

Once upon a time in a very old town there lived a maid who worked for a dog

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Postby qms » Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:46 am

Once upon a time in a very old town there lived a maid who worked for a dog and two men.

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Postby Guest » Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:47 am

Once upon a time in a very old town there lived a maid who worked for a dog and two men, em ... three men
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Postby Yong HL » Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:51 am

Once upon a time in a very old town there lived a maid who worked for a dog and two men, em ... three men who were lazy

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